"Happy New Year!"
The cheese man said, sitting in his cheesy car
thinking of the many possibilities and promise
of a new year, before the mold catches up
to him smothering his wheels and choking his engines.
" You never know your expiry date..." he thought,
"...best to lay on the crackers before you taste bad,
and always keep close with the olives and pickles"
Later on he woke beside a carrot stick,
in a creamy dill dip. He'll have to do
some explaining to the little Cheese Miss.